That’s going to scare a lot of people. I should’ve been in that meeting.

I hard­ly ever watch TV. I’m either woe­ful­ly late to watch shows [see Steve Car­rel­l’s The Office, which I thought I was the imi­ta­tion crab meat of com­e­dy. I was wrong.] Or I nev­er tune in at all [Arrest­ed Devel­op­ment. I’m still sor­ry. I bought and did­n’t Net­flix the DVDs but that’s no con­so­la­tion.] I almost com­mit­ted the same par­ty foul with Tina Fey’s near­ly can­celed 30 Rock, but I’ve been saved, spe­cial thanks to NBC’s prof­li­gate use of the inter­net. Phew!