Zenedine Zidane in: Au revoir les enfants!

Sick­est mid­field­er ever? Maybe. After all, Pelé calls him “Mae­stro”.

[Post-match edit: I just call him “bone­head”: Porquoi!? Porquoi!?]

[Post-post-match nation­al­ism alert: Alle­ga­tions that Mat­er­azzi called Zidane a “dirty terrorist”.]

[Con­tro­ver­sial post press con­fer­ence edit: His moth­er and sis­ter? I’m not buy­ing it.]
[See also: The Life Chaot­ic with Team Zizou]