Nickelodeon will premiere a new cartoon created by, written by, and starring Jewel this Fall. It’ll be called Punk Rock Angel Girl.
In the series, Punk Rock Angel Girl (PRAG) “discovers that a big, faceless corporation called Megacorp is trying to brainwash the youth of America to buy things
that nobody would ever need. Megacorp’s minions are disguised as celebrities  but underneath, they’re actually robots, and if revealed as such, they attack.”“It’s a faceless network conspiracy to make people stupid,” Jewel said, according to MTV news.
Jewel further explained: “Punk Rock Angel Girl, or PRAG, she’s just a teenager. She’s a punk rocker, but what I call punk rock is getting angry with a cause. A lot of the show is about anger as a transformational, useful tool. There’s a difference between pent-up aggression that’s randomly expressed  that’s just confrontational with no thought behind it  versus positive anger, thinking for yourself and making tough decisions.”
Punk Rock Angel Girl’s special power is her rebel yell: “Punk Rock Angel Girl gets a strange sensation when she gets angry, a feeling like she needs to throw up, which becomes a yodel as a lightning bolt comes out of her. These ‘Yellow Yodel Bolts of Energy’ help PRAG tap into her inner reserves of power  but she also discovers that everyone has this power within them,” MTV News says.
Still no word on whether P.R.A.G. will confront Gwen Stefani’s L.A.M.B.
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jewel was a guest panel judge on iron chef some months back. it was a total transformative catastrophe. the food network is bad for as many reasons as it is good. its certainly no place to “become an adult”. there were moments when she so totally overeroticized the cooking that you were left with the conclusion that she only went on the show to cruise for food to fuck. i was skeeved.
jewel endures as the wolf in sheep’s clothing of the lilith set. i completely believed her “intuition” video wasn’t meant as critique at all. she’s a charlatan, and that’s as charitable as i can be!
iron chef USA [USA! USA!] seems a likely spot for weirdo celeb moments now that celeb poker is more or less defunct. thank god for that. but perhaps jewel was mimicking all the japanese actresses who oohed and aahed through courses like a butterfly vibrator was diddling them full tilt?!
Whatever happened to this project? They made a pilot. I never found out if it aired or not. Was it canceled, put on hold, or still in production. It’s a cool idea. I saw part of the pilot.
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