You might see it as Manifest Destiny gentrifying The Great Migration.

Apart from the occa­sion­al laugh at cor­po­rate machi­na­tions, straw hench­men and those who pay for their ser­vices, Col­son White­head­’s uni­ver­sal­ly acclaimed book Apex Hides the Hurt comes off as bland as the cul­ture he indicts, and worse, lacks gris­tle to gnaw on. When White­head osten­si­bly takes on the Great Amer­i­can Cer­berus, a three head­ed mon­ster named Race, Busi­ness and Lan­guage, you might expect a play­ful­ly cyn­i­cal, but thorny tale of strug­gle in the bru­tal Amer­i­can wilder­ness, writ­ten in lan­guage that toys with main­stream notions of being “post-race” in a con­sumer-dom­i­nat­ed monoculture.

Fact is, that nev­er hap­pens. You might expect to find the traces of Elli­son crit­ics told you to look for, but you won’t. Then again, you may find E. Franklin Fra­zier, if you were look­ing for him at all, and if you did, it would­n’t be in the man­ner you might expect. Apex Hides the Hurt makes a crude attempt at plac­ing its unnamed, nar­cis­sis­tic nar­ra­tor out­side of his­to­ry, result­ing in the all too pre­dictable “we’re-all-in-this-togeth­er” epiphany after about 150 pages of half-assed, half-as-clever-as-he-thinks-it-is mar­ket­ing prat­tle, with a bit of muti­la­tion to chron­i­cle our hero’s fall from grace. Literally.

Turns out Jes­sa Crispin’s delight­ful­ly dis­mis­sive take was spot on.