Now it probably can be told.

…What lit­tle work remained was nev­er any fun. All that sum­mer no one took advan­tage of the city or the prox­im­i­ty of the lake for an aim­less stroll dur­ing a lunch hour because we were too rabid with spec­u­la­tion about how dire things had become and who would be the next to go. We could enjoy noth­ing but our own dull rumoring…It was a shrill, carp­ing, fren­zied time, and as poi­so­nous as an atmos­phere as any­one had ever known — and we want­ed noth­ing more than to stay in it forever.

Joshua Fer­ris — Then We Came to the End

If you’ve ever found your­self work­ing for a hap­less com­pa­ny in a down­turn, you’ll rec­og­nize these words, that feel­ing. Anx­i­ety to wake you up in the morn­ing and depres­sion to put you to bed at night. It’s a strange buzz that emp­ties out your soul and your head and you find your­self so sin­gu­lar­ly focused, so hope­less­ly myopic, that it’s nev­er clear that there’s a next move, much less the chance to make it.
The first half of 2006 was one of those times for me and now, rel­a­tive­ly com­fort­able in a new job with new respon­si­bil­i­ties and much hap­pi­er with both, I can fair­ly say that that feel­ing, which some might call exis­ten­tial dread or para­noia or man­ic fuck­ing depres­sion is so intox­i­cat­ing that once you’ve awok­en from it, it’s hard to imag­ine how real it all was.

Joshua Fer­ris’ Then We Came to the End might be the moral equiv­a­lent of some­one on the wag­on liv­ing vic­ar­i­ous­ly through Christo­pher Molti­san­ti. My pre-lay­off feel­ings are so famil­iar, so tan­gi­ble; just a few para­graphs and I eas­i­ly recall the morn­ing cof­fee dash where­in every­one places friend­ly wagers on who’ll be next to be dis­ci­plined, demot­ed, dis­missed. Fer­ris trans­ports the read­er to those fren­zied lunch­es eat­en at your desk, with an enthu­si­as­tic super­vi­sor [one of six, natch] egging you on, “empow­er­ing” you to do more for the same pay, if you’re lucky. Mean­while they’re lock­ing the toi­let paper in the cab­i­net next to your desk. You’d think Sheryl Crow had been hired as office manager!

The feel­ing of nev­er want­i­ng to leave is elu­sive. On the one hand, you can’t help but hope for some­thing bet­ter, to have your Joad Fam­i­ly moment, uproot and be gone for­ev­er, every­thing in the jalopy, no look­ing back. On the oth­er, when morale dips, all sorts of guer­ril­la “team­build­ing” arise — fear makes a strange cama­raderie. It’s infec­tious, fueled by Schaden­freude and the gid­dy laugh­ter that catch­es in your throat as you exit the ele­va­tor and return to your cubi­cle. It’s a vicious cycle of refill­ing and emp­ty­ing your emo­tion­al stores, one day at a time.

But then it ends. And some­thing else begins. And like the char­ac­ters in Fer­ris’ book, there’s a cer­tain with­draw­al that comes with every for­got­ten name, or in the telling of a pan­icky work sto­ry no one’s heard because they weren’t there. You strug­gle to keep in touch with old friends, but some­times it feels like a bad breakup. You ask your­self if re-liv­ing even the fun­ni­est moments is worth it.

The thing that kept me from being com­plete­ly swept up in Fer­ris’ account of the nose­dive was the pres­ence of a sym­pa­thet­ic boss. If you drew two lines on a graph, one rep­re­sent­ing stu­pid­i­ty and the oth­er fear, where they met would best describe the deci­sion-mak­ing process at my last job. There was no prin­ci­pled deci­sion being made; no sin­gle per­son calm at the helm. It was hel­ter-skel­ter and willy nil­ly through­out the lead­er­ship cadre. So like Lynn Mason, can­cer gnaws at a dessi­cat­ed cor­po­rate struc­ture, slow­ly break­ing down the peo­ple who staff it. It’s an awful feel­ing and once it’s over, it’s as sweet and ten­der as a mer­cy killing and there’s no look­ing back from that.