I’ve Seen a Darkness

Just watched The Promise, a new doc­u­men­tary about Bruce Spring­steen’s Dark­ness on the Edge of Town. I have mixed feel­ings. I’ll be writ­ing about it for Fancast.com this week.

I Want to Like Kenny Powers

But I can’t help but feel like it’s a base­ball-cen­tric Entourage, with John­ny Dra­ma in the lead role.

Hav­ing said that, I enjoyed East­bound and Down this morn­ing. Stayed up way too late watch­ing TV last night. Mad Men, Board­walk Empire and East­bound and Down in one night? How am I sup­posed to catch up on Bored to Death? Do peo­ple still watch that? Or is that borne of an Ander­son guilt com­plex in me, where­by I real­ly want to like any­thing that reads as an homage to Truffaut?

Also, can some­one explain to me why the Board­walk Empire intro is like Dead­liest Catch, but with bot­tles instead of crabs?

In Praise of Boardwalk Empire

If this show is the clos­est we ever get to an actu­al con­clu­sion to Dead­wood, I’ll take it. I’ve watched the pilot episode three times!

One knock: could they at least pre­tend to know how a Philadel­phi­an talks? Busce­mi will do Busce­mi, but no one in the cast sounds like they’re from Philly at all. Did­n’t “The Wire” teach any­one the impor­tance of local dialect?

So Pavement Sucked

Once upon a time, Pave­ment were a spe­cial band to me. That rabid fan­dom petered out since they called it quits in ’99, and ever since I’ve felt like Malk­mus’ solo career was just him navel gazing.

The reunion dis­ap­points main­ly because they haven’t learned any­thing about show­man­ship since their start­ed. Maybe that’s good for folks who were accus­tomed to them being one of the most bor­ing live acts on the indie cir­cuit, but I real­ly expect­ed it to feel momen­tous, like I’d final­ly wit­nessed a piece of his­to­ry I missed the first time around.

Does­n’t help that my friend got assault­ed, or that the words “I could kill you” were direct­ed at me, entire­ly unpro­voked. What they said about Pave­ment fans chang­ing over their course def­i­nite­ly holds. I’ll stick to those records and cher­ish the mem­o­ries I made lis­ten­ing to them.

Also worth not­ing: the Mann Music Cen­ter was­n’t near­ly as great a venue as I thought, at least not for rock music. I know that I’m nos­tal­gic for my high school days when I saw clas­sic rock fogies like Emer­son, Lake and Palmer and the Moody Blues sit­ting on the lawn, but the pavil­ion sounds real­ly noisy, espe­cial­ly toward the back. I hate to say it, but I’ve had bet­ter con­cert expe­ri­ences at the back of the Susque­han­na Bank Cen­ter pavilion.

My Top 20 Embarrassing ’90s Videos

Man, were the ’90s real­ly 20 years ago already? Yup, they sure were! Now, I’ve been pay­ing spe­cial atten­tion to Pitch­fork’s nos­tal­gia trip, but I get the keen sense that they’ve oblit­er­at­ed the true gems from this list. What do I mean? I’m talk­ing about the sap­py non­sense that all chil­dren of the ’90s got sucked into in the days before the O.C. You know, the songs they ask peo­ple about in that 5–10-15–20 fea­ture they do from time to time. Where’s the embar­rass­ing stuff that we know you all loved as kids? You weren’t lis­ten­ing to Olivia Tremor Con­trol dur­ing puber­ty, were you?

I’ve com­piled the twen­ty songs I was most like­ly to belt out when they came on the radio, whether I was doing farm chores or I was feel­ing sor­ry for myself some­where else. There were a few from the late ’80s that near­ly made the list; wish I could’ve put the B‑52s on here, as I feel like they’re dis­joint from his­to­ry at this point and I loved them so very much.

Please bear in mind that I don’t mean that these songs are embar­rass­ing in and of them­selves. Rather, I think these songs are emblem­at­ic of what’s like­ly the most vul­ner­a­ble ten years of my life, a decade that cov­ers my junior high years, my year abroad, and col­lege. It was a rough ten years!

Watch the videos after the jump.

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