
Half Nelson, starring Ryan Gosling and Shareeka Epps. Directed by Ryan Fleck.
Ryan Gosling plays D.C. Berman as Robin Williams [who was really Leo Strauss] in Dead Poet’s Society: The Urban Years! Think: Crash meets Akeelah & The Bee [and there are actually cast members from season four of The Wire, too. Don’t get excited. They get two lines between them. Incidentally, it’s Donut and Michael Lee.]
Haven’t there been enough messianic teacher dramas about saving the children already? [Especially in a classroom so undemocratic that the kids can only spit out the “right” answers? There’s a whole lot of epistemological nonsense going on, and like Williams’ O Captain my Captain, the teacher remains the unquestionable knower. Except this time, dude’s got a major crack habit, Williams’ own substance abuse notwithstanding.]
[Let’s not talk about the nauseating handheld shots meant to impart “realness” to the telling.]
Did all the best message movies come out last year? Can’t American independent cinema be better than this? Half Nelson has the politics of Air America radio! [And was twice as inertial with it’s “what should I do’s”. For starters, try something other than pathetic liberal navel-gazing. And attempted rape, which to me signified what this carpetbagger as saviour was really accomplishing, which was little more than occupation (no pun.)]
Like so many movies about the inner city and progressive politics, the effort to be even-handed results in a lose-lose outcome where it’s not possible for things to change. The vocabulary of the “culture of poverty” is so powerful that no one can resist its ideological pull, nor its tautological basis, the sort of “May the cycle remain unbroken” sort of cynicism and burnout that plagues both sociology and social work.
The result is a neutered Hull House mentality of do-gooderism that is both totally impotent and morally relativistic, e.g. there’s no use in “saving” these kids — they live by standards and codes wholly different from mine — and through this perverse identity politics there can be no such thing as solidarity, just difference as fetish.
[Incidentally, “culture of poverty” and “underclass” are more flavors of bullshit than I care to taste.]
As a belated postscript, Broken Social Scene still totally suck.



