What Philly’s Blogger Tax Really Says About Bloggers

I was one of the first peo­ple to write about this —  you can read my rather impolitic tweet here — and I hope I’m one of the last. I like what Tom had to say today over at P’unk Ave’s blog, but I’d like to take this a step fur­ther and talk for just a sec­ond about what it means for the Philly blog­ging com­mu­ni­ty, inas­much as one exists.

Y’all look real­ly dumb. Any­one who vent­ed spleen about the so-called “blog­ger tax” Mon­day morn­ing real­ly lived up to the blog­ger stereo­type, which essen­tial­ly boils down to reac­tionary twits who can’t so much as fact check before com­plete­ly going bonkers.

Worse, it shows that for all the gains blog­ging has made in becom­ing main­stream media, most blog­gers have zero news sense. I don’t work at the New York Times, but in the three years I’ve spent at comcast.net I’ve learned a ton from folks who are trained jour­nal­ists about what is news and what isn’t.

Y’all got played. The news cycle is dead. If it weren’t for Elin split­ting with Tiger, there’d be just about no news at all. (Lit­tle secret: peo­ple are pret­ty tired of the whole Lohan saga by now.) If you’re a small news org look­ing to make hay in late August, go with some­thing local and def­i­nite­ly do some­thing that screams link bait.

It worked. That sto­ry spread like wild­fire sim­ply because all the self-pro­fessed media fire­men ran around spray­ing gaso­line. I’m not very active in the local blog­ging com­mu­ni­ty, but I’d be hard-pressed to join forces with peo­ple who spazzed out so relent­less­ly over some­thing that’s been a known issue for quite some time.

Worse, there were a hand­ful of peo­ple who felt that blog­ging should be sub­si­dized. I’m all for gov­ern­ment sub­si­dies, par­tic­u­lar­ly those that go toward hous­ing and feed­ing peo­ple, pro­mot­ing gen­er­al wel­fare sort of stuff. Blog­ging? You must be kid­ding. Unless you’re talk­ing about folks elect­ing to pay dona­tions to help cov­er host­ing fees or what have you, you must seri­ous­ly be jok­ing. Isn’t this what stu­dent loans are for?

Peo­ple real­ly need to ask them­selves who’s hurt by this. I’m guess­ing that most blog­gers won’t have the tax­man bang­ing down their door any­time soon, or May­or Nut­ter hold­ing a press con­fer­ence out­side your apart­ment build­ing to talk about how much you owe the city in back tax­es. Call it a hunch, but I’m guess­ing most peo­ple don’t even have Google ads enabled on their sites. Fun­nier still, isn’t blog­ging a dying trend? Isn’t it fun­ny how this sto­ry spread viral­ly on Twit­ter and not through­out the blo­gos­phere as it might’ve just a few years ago.

I get that $300 seems like a chunk of change to folks who are free­lanc­ing. I’ve been there. It’s a mess. The has­sle made me ditch free­lanc­ing entire­ly and I was for­tu­nate enough to find gain­ful employ­ment. But if $300 seems like too much to start a busi­ness, you have to ques­tion your com­mit­ment to mak­ing it work, as well as pos­si­bly rehash­ing your busi­ness mod­el. Fact of the mat­ter is, peo­ple want to abol­ish the small busi­ness tax as a lever against all sorts of oth­er parts of the Philadel­phia tax code no doubt. Could you imag­ine what it would be like here if peo­ple were pay­ing less in tax­es? They’d have to shut the city down and turn out the lights! Next time you com­plain about the busi­ness priv­i­lege tax or city wage even, talk to your friends in the ‘burbs who are pay­ing through the nose on prop­er­ty tax­es, not to men­tion their utilities.

When I wrote that tweet about blog­gers owing the same $300 bucks as some­one bak­ing cup­cakes, I for­got to add that at least cup­cakes pro­vide a social good, not to men­tion that they’re freakin’ deli­cious. Blog­ging can be a lot of fun, but you real­ly can’t take your­self too seri­ous­ly. Try hard­er next time, guys. You’re bet­ter than this. It makes us all look bad when you don’t.

Else­where, Sean Blan­da tries to set the record straight.

How to Improve Netflix

Yes­ter­day I down­grad­ed our Net­flix account from three DVDs at a time to two. Have I got­ten so much as an email ask­ing me why? Nope! Net­flix may be the most suc­cess­ful com­pa­ny I use that does­n’t seem to care about cater­ing to their sub­scriber base. What makes me say that? Since I signed up, I can’t think of a sin­gle fea­ture they’ve man­aged to improve. You might say, “But they rolled out stream­ing for your pre­cious Xbox,” but even that came with its own set of prob­lems. Net­flix is absolute­ly nowhere when it comes to solv­ing the issues that would make their ser­vice bet­ter with­out the cost­ly expense of new content.

Here’s what I’d like them to fix:

  • Shared queues. This is a great fea­ture that was spared the chop­ping block in the past year. It’s the thing that ensures that Helen and I share our account and that every­one gets their picks. His­tor­i­cal­ly, Helen’s got­ten two discs and I got one; she’d burn through sea­sons of TV while I slogged through art house flicks. It’s pret­ty great, right? It’d be even bet­ter if Net­flix could tell us which titles were on stream­ing for both queues, instead of just select­ing my queue and leav­ing it at that.
  • New releas­es. I get it. This is an embar­rass­ment that Net­flix wants you to for­get by bring­ing you more stream­ing con­tent. I’m not con­vinced. Even if we can’t have new releas­es for 28 days plus how­ev­er long it takes to get them to us, could we at least see what new stuff is out there, even if it’s just to point­less­ly update our queue. Is that so much to ask?
  • Social fea­tures. These were hor­ri­ble when they had them, but they might’ve improved them rather than wip­ing them out out­right. I know social fea­tures aren’t easy to do. It’s hard to know what peo­ple want. But I can’t think of any oth­er online movie ser­vice that peo­ple love more than Net­flix. I’m guess­ing the com­mu­ni­ty could’ve made help­ful sug­ges­tions. It would­n’t have had to involve much work prob­a­bly. At this point they could prob­a­bly get away with some degree of Face­book inte­gra­tion and let that plat­form do the heavy lifting.

Now, I’m thrilled that they’re lever­ag­ing their stream­ing con­tent to the max. Putting that stuff on any screen is great. I’ve heard plen­ty of peo­ple say there’s noth­ing good in the stream­ing library, but that’s just because they’re not real­ly into the art house con­tent. I love it! I can’t wait until I can watch an episode of 30 Rock on my iPhone as I ride the train. I just think that these tweaks will go a long way to improv­ing the ser­vice for the long haul.

So, go ahead and sur­prise me, Netflix!

Refused Make Decibel’s Hall of Fame

Can’t tell you how thrilled I was to see the new issue of Deci­bel. This piece by Nick Green is a must-read, and I’m hon­est­ly sur­prised I haven’t seen more love for it online. Maybe I’m just not read­ing the right things, or maybe the Deci­bel mas­sive isn’t all that into Refused, but I was blown away. Great choice.

Not sure I know exact­ly why I love this album so much. It’s not some­thing I ever lis­tened to all that often and I cer­tain­ly was­n’t into it when it was released in ’98. I prob­a­bly did­n’t hear it until much lat­er when the album art caught my eye while job hunt­ing on my room­mate’s com­put­er in 2003. I loved how pre­ten­tious it was and could­n’t resist its temp­ta­tion. Like Fugaz­i’s The Argu­ment, it’s a bold state­ment album and one you won’t soon for­get. Cer­tain­ly a must for folks who missed out alto­geth­er. Let’s please diver­si­fy our ’90s nos­tal­gia past rote reunions like Pave­ment and Guid­ed by Voices.

Haven’t heard the reis­sue yet but I’m clam­or­ing to get my hands on a copy. Take every­one’s word for it. You won’t be dis­ap­point­ed. Chill­wave does­n’t have this kind of cathar­sis. Trust me.

Gil Scott-Heron in the New Yorker

Recent­ly read Gil Scott-Heron’s pro­file in the New York­er and was absolute­ly gut­ted. I’m among the few crit­ics who did­n’t imme­di­ate­ly fall in love with his new album on Mata­dor, and the arti­cle did lit­tle to con­vince me that it’s not the most exploita­tive release of 2010. Can’t help but feel awful for a guy who’s life is com­plete­ly dic­tat­ed to him by crack addic­tion. It’s like tak­ing advan­tage of old blues­men if you ask me.

Watch the video for “I’m New Here” above.